Punching SMS's

1.

Humble request to scientists:

Please invent a condom for the heart..

because ppl fuck the feelings very badly..:(

2.

Bachelors think that married are lucky..

married think that bachelors are lucky..

The point is that

Bachelors think at night..

and

Married think at day time..

3.

"People say Love brings flavour and taste to life....

Personally,

I Believe paani puri does a better job..!! What say..? ? ?:)

4.

What's the perfect example of both Good luck 

and bad luck at the same time?

The Naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high but also 

brings dust in boy's eyes.

5.

When we cannot laugh on one joke again and again
Why do we cry thinking about one hurt again and again!!



6.

Good Catchline on a canteen Wall:
"This food must be Good . Ten thousand flies cannot Be wrong..!"

7.
Never allow a Girl to talk too much to You
Else later,
she will make you talk alone! :-(

8.
For a Boy its easy to pick up 40kg Girl.!
But for the same boy its quite difficult to pick up a 14.2kg of
gas cylinder..
Dedication and interest matters.